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WHAT THE FUCK, SOREN?

Stop telling my friends to throw things at me, you minger!

Oh, sorry, B. Did it hurt terribly?

Just my feelings, Søren. Just my feelings.

Blaise! We shouldn't be using that kind of language in the journals, remember?

Five points from Slytherin for your nasty mouth.

I'm impressed, Draco.

Five points to Slytherin for your prompt attention to your prefect duties.

~~Only a Slytherin could break the rules and not lose points.~~

Glad to see that the rules are still followed

Get out of my journal, Weasley.

Aw, what about inter house unity?

It only applies to people who can afford a new pair of shoes.

Considering I have several, I guess it applies to me as well?

But I could never pull off a silk brocade hat.

Never seemed like you had a problem pulling off your clothing before, Weasley.

I told you to get out of my journal.

I'll get out of your journal, but first...

what on earth are you talking about?

You can't understand an insult.

Why doesn't that surprise me?

Hush, Draco. If we stop responding to it, maybe it will wander off.

You're right, of course.

I must break the bad habit of feeding the animals.

Oi! Leave Ginny alone. We have to use these bloody things so we may as well be right about it.

I don't know what you are, but I'm pretty sure I don't want you here.

Seamus, don't stoop- there's no need for that language here.

Let them say whatever they want but don't bring us down.

But Gin, he basically called you a Sally lasher.

I don't care what he called me or didn't call me, you know better

Yes, basically. But not quite, as I said something in English.

Then why don't you tell her what you really meant

Allow me to make myself clear. I meant that she's a hideous slag who will remove her clothing for anything that gives her half a glance.

Which, I assume, includes you.

I'm actually very selective but it's good to know how you really feel. You know, in the spirit of unity and all.

Ten points from Slytherin, Blaise. You should know better.

She had been warned.

Five points from Gryffindor for using that term in the journals. You could have easily explained it to her in person, as you're both in Gryffindor.

Now Padma, I'm not trying to be a chancer or anything- I admit I probably shouldn't have said it that way- but are you saying that I wouldn't have lost points if I'd said it in person?

I don't even know that I could say that to a Molly unless I was hammered. Much less one I'm friends with.

The journals are public. Therefore, as a prefect, it is my duty to chastise you for improper behaviour.

The Gryffindor prefects are responsible for whatever behaviour goes on in Gryffindor.

Also, fifteen points from whatever house you're in, for swearing in my journal.

Indeed.

Of course. It's simply my duty as a prefect to make sure my house mates are behaving themselves appropriately.

And you do a wonderful job

Oh sod off.

Five points from Slytherin for your language.

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